This post is for all you bloody idiots buying all the toilet roll. Firstly they did it in Australia because all their loo roll came from China and China was shutting down. UK LOO ROLL IS MADE IN THE BLOODY UK!!!

It is one of the few things we still make here and the companies that make it say there is no shortage. Stop your stupid bloody nonsense! You are making a bad situation worse. Then have a look at the maths below.

Bloody idiots…..nurrggghhhhhhh!