The Miserable Shop
Nurrghhh! Here you can buy all my miserable merchandise and let the whole world know you are proud to be a miserable old git. Or you can buy a present for someone else and let them know they are a miserable old git.
If you want you can send us a picture of you wearing your miserable old git clothing or waving your mug and I will add it to my miserable old git wall of fame.