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Get Your Own Words Young People!

By Ernie Grumpalot | 17th June 2019 | 0 Comments

I wish people would stop messing with the English language, it is hard enough to remember where I put my teeth without having to remember that old words now mean something completely different. Get your own bloody words you young people!

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Rabbit Food

By Ernie Grumpalot | 16th June 2019 | 0 Comments

Bloody rabbit food, this is a great tip. What’s wrong with marrow fat processed peas? Nurrrgghhhhhh!

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Dishonest Tesco At It Again

By Ernie Grumpalot | 1st June 2019 | 0 Comments

These robbing buggers are at it again. Our Edna wanted some blueberries now I am not Carol bloody Vorderman but I can add up you morons! 150 grams = 95p250 grams = £2 Now when I was at school this means if you buy two small ones you get 50 grams more for 10p less.…

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One for all you whining Remoaners!

By Ernie Grumpalot | 19th May 2019 | 0 Comments

Here you go a little song from a decent comedian for all you ungrateful little rat bags we fought the war for. Nurghhhhhh!!!

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Dogs Tell The Truth

By Ernie Grumpalot | 29th April 2019 | 0 Comments

I have always said you get more truth out of a dog than a person. Good on you fido nurrggggghhhh!

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What are you trying to say?

By Ernie Grumpalot | 22nd April 2019 | 0 Comments

Nurrghhh I bloody love this woman, you tell the lying ratbags what you think. I fought the war for these money grabbing lying buggers! I notice this image was not on the news then why would it be? They seem to dislike the truth these days.

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Sky News Bloody Hypocrites!

By Ernie Grumpalot | 7th April 2019 | 0 Comments

Didn’t Sky news just make a big fuss about being the first to broadcast from the bottom of the ocean and lots of boring drivel about saving the planet? Would that be including doing away with SKY branded disposable cups because they couldn’t possibly wash a cup in the studio? Lazy media buggers! PRACTICE WHAT…

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Take Yoda’s Advice May

By Ernie Grumpalot | 3rd April 2019 | 0 Comments

Now you know I am not one for bad language but this one made me spit out my tea. Bloody meme creators making me waste a perfectly good mouthful of Tetley tea. NO I am NOT saying other teas are available this is not the bloody BBC. Ernie Grumpalot

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Alien Invasion

By Ernie Grumpalot | 3rd April 2019 | 0 Comments

Leaders? These so-called bloody politicians couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery. Even if they did you would probably have to fill out a form and wait three weeks to get a pint, then it would cost you £50. Selfish, fraudulent greedy little buggers. Nurggghhhhhh!

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Politicians and nappies

By garymchu | 28th March 2019 | 0 Comments

About time this lot of idiots were kicked out they couldn’t organise a bloody custard pie fight in a bakery. When I think we fought two wars for our freedom and this lot of greedy little buggers want to sell their freedom to the German led EU. They need a bloody good clip round their…

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