New Covid Cure Volunteer

By Ernie Grumpalot | 10th November 2020 |

I wasn’t allowed to say anything until today, but it’s now okay for me to share that I have volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine trials that a local Hospital are running in partnership with Pfizer. It’s important that we all do our part to beat this virus. The vaccine is the one that has been…

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Stiff Joints

By Ernie Grumpalot | 7th November 2020 |

Nurggghhh! I knew our Edna was mellower than usual.

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Mary Poppins In Lockdown

By Ernie Grumpalot | 4th November 2020 |

Nurggghhh! Mary Poppins never sounded so good. This is not for bloody kids it has swear words….I like it!

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Recycled Idiots!

By Ernie Grumpalot | 2nd November 2020 |

What is the matter with these bloody people? Covid affects your lungs it doesn’t give you the shits. If you are bulk buying loo roll you are not only a tosser you are thicker than a full roll of Andrex Nurgghhhhhh!

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Halloween Done

By Ernie Grumpalot | 28th October 2020 |

Nurrrgggh! That’s Halloween decorations taken care of.

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Pay Attention Whippersnappers Numbers Don’t Lie

By Ernie Grumpalot | 11th October 2020 |

Nurrrgggh let this be a lesson to you.

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Don’t Mess With The Old Folk!

By Ernie Grumpalot | 5th September 2020 |

This lady handed her bank card to a bank clerk and said, “I would like to withdraw £10. The clerk told her, “For withdrawals less than £100 please use the cash machine.” The old lady wanted to know why …The clerk returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave…

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Not Acceptable In Public

By Ernie Grumpalot | 3rd September 2020 |

Mothers should NOT be allowed to do this in public! If you are at home behind closed doors then fine, but not in a restaurant, people are trying to eat for goodness sake. I don’t agree with this and I never will it makes me feel sick. I know that many will come out to…

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We Buy Any Car Nonsense

By Ernie Grumpalot | 30th August 2020 |

This winds me up this advert “I sold my car to we buy any car because I value my time more than a little cash” Yes and now you will go and work 40 hours to earn the £400 they short changed you. Bloody idiots nurrggghhhh!

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Americans Need Better Diction!

By Ernie Grumpalot | 2nd August 2020 |

Blooming Americans need to learn to pronounce their K’s or people might get confused. Nurggghhh! Poor Pensioners 10 Masks for Less Than £5 Rich Whippersnappers 1 Mask With Filters £17.39 Don’t Like Masks? Face Shields £5.85 Little Whippersnappers 50 Kids Masks for £9.98

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