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Let The Moaning Begin

Bloody Dogs Always Happy

By Ernie Grumpalot | 5th June 2021 | 0 Comments

This is why I prefer tortoises they look miserable like me. Dogs can’t be trusted they always look too bloody happy. Nurggghhhh!

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Who’s Shaking The Jar?

By Ernie Grumpalot | 30th May 2021 | 0 Comments

Now, this is not like me but this is a bit of a serious moan and I want you young whippersnappers to think about it. If you collect 100 black ants and 100 fire ants and put them in a glass jar, nothing will happen. But if you take the jar, shake it violently and […]

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Stupid Tourists

By Ernie Grumpalot | 26th April 2021 | 0 Comments

Bloody Hell! What is the matter with people? THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY THOMAS COOK¬† FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS ON HOLIDAY: 1. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.” 2. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. […]

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Ready For The Family In The Garden

By Ernie Grumpalot | 1st April 2021 | 0 Comments

Nurgghhh they can come round whenever they want, I’m not going out though I’m sitting in my chair watching telly.

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Don’t Forget Your Clocks! WHY?

By Ernie Grumpalot | 28th March 2021 | 0 Comments

Nurgghhh like this makes a bloody difference right now.

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Don’t Be So Bloody Childish Santander

By Ernie Grumpalot | 24th March 2021 | 0 Comments

Nurgggh don’t be so bloody childish Santander I am 86 not 12. I am assuming this was my bank texting me and not some dodgy outfit called Santa an Deer.

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Answer The Phone Edna

By garymchu | 18th March 2021 | 0 Comments


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Keyboard Warrior Idiots

By Ernie Grumpalot | 1st March 2021 | 0 Comments

Bloody Idiots Nurggghhh!

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Ask A Stupid Question

By Ernie Grumpalot | 7th February 2021 | 1 Comment

Nurrgghhh honesty is the most entertaining policy. We don’t want your bloody jobs we have retired!

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ALD Working Dog

By garymchu | 12th January 2021 | 0 Comments

I was at Lidl earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at the till had about ¬£200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping trolley. With an attitude, she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my working dog. Then she got real snarky and […]

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