Overly Woke Support Group

By Ernie Grumpalot | 23rd June 2020 |

Bloody “Woke” they’re all living nightmares being offended by everything. Nurggghhh!

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The Right To Hate

By Ernie Grumpalot | 23rd June 2020 |

Nurrgghhh! Couldn’t have said it better myself, someone give this man a medal or at least buy him a pint. Too much liberal lunacy going on these days.

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Hands Off Our History!!!

By Ernie Grumpalot | 20th June 2020 |

Bloody young hooligans half of them don’t even know what they are demonstrating against. Start asking them questions about their cause they start spouting ill-formed, uneducated bollocks. Youth is wasted on the young nurggghhh!

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Perverts Everywhere

By Ernie Grumpalot | 8th June 2020 |

This would be my Edna

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The Birds And The Bees

By Ernie Grumpalot | 25th May 2020 |

Back in my day we just told the kids about the birds and the bees. This tin lid is also a bit young yet, bloody whippersnapper parents!

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Social NetWorks

By Ernie Grumpalot | 24th May 2020 |

Now call me old and confused but how is sitting on your own, staring at a bloody screen and saying nothing being sociable? They should call it anti-social media! Bloody young whippersnappers can’t even string a sentence together half the time. Nurggghhh!

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Illuminating Nagging

By Ernie Grumpalot | 24th May 2020 |

Nurrghhhh that will teach her not to nag about new lights in the living room.

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I want to marry this woman!

By Ernie Grumpalot | 18th March 2020 |

nurrgghhh this is my kind of woman says what she thinks. A message for all you greedy buggers panic buying food you bloody morons! Yes, she swears that’s one of the reasons I fancy her nurrgghhhh!

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One for all the loo roll bandits!

By Ernie Grumpalot | 17th March 2020 |

This post is for all you bloody idiots buying all the toilet roll. Firstly they did it in Australia because all their loo roll came from China and China was shutting down. UK LOO ROLL IS MADE IN THE BLOODY UK!!! It is one of the few things we still make here and the companies…

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Whisky In The Bottle

By Ernie Grumpalot | 10th March 2020 |

True this one. Can’t beat a drop of whisky in the little ratbags bottle to put them to sleep so you can watch TV in peace. Nurrggghhhh!

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