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Bring Back The Romans

By Ernie Grumpalot | 3rd October 2019 |

Like I always say they don’t make things to last like they used to. Nurgghhhhh!

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So you little buggers took a day off to protest climate change?

By garymchu | 21st September 2019 |

Did you stop using or get rid of your mobile phones, computers, game systems that constantly suck electric? If not are you going to keep that phone that is perfectly good for 10 years and not buy the new one which used even more energy and resources when it was made? Are you going to…

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Arguing With My Neighbour

By Ernie Grumpalot | 11th September 2019 |

Been having a bit of an argument with my next door neighbour who is upset because I woke him up cutting the grass at 9am lazy little bugger. I jus ignored him and hung the washing out.

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Old People Aren’t Green

By Ernie Grumpalot | 5th September 2019 |

I was at the till in the supermarket recently ,the young whipper snapper cashier suggested I should bring in my own bags because plastic ones weren’t good for the environment . She then went on to say “that’s our problem today , your generation did not care enough to save our environment for the future generation…

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Sound Effects Done Right

By Ernie Grumpalot | 28th August 2019 |

Nurrghhhhh call me mean (I am) but this is funny!

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Less Warning Labels

By Ernie Grumpalot | 8th August 2019 |

Nurrghhhhhh very true, some of these young morons need a good slapping with a wet kipper. Or better still a spell of National service.

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Get Your Own Words Young People!

By Ernie Grumpalot | 17th June 2019 |

I wish people would stop messing with the English language, it is hard enough to remember where I put my teeth without having to remember that old words now mean something completely different. Get your own bloody words you young people!

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Rabbit Food

By Ernie Grumpalot | 16th June 2019 |

Bloody rabbit food, this is a great tip. What’s wrong with marrow fat processed peas? Nurrrgghhhhhh!

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Dishonest Tesco At It Again

By Ernie Grumpalot | 1st June 2019 |

These robbing buggers are at it again. Our Edna wanted some blueberries now I am not Carol bloody Vorderman but I can add up you morons! 150 grams = 95p250 grams = £2 Now when I was at school this means if you buy two small ones you get 50 grams more for 10p less.…

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One for all you whining Remoaners!

By Ernie Grumpalot | 19th May 2019 |

Here you go a little song from a decent comedian for all you ungrateful little rat bags we fought the war for. Nurghhhhhh!!!

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