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Let The Moaning Begin

Which Generation Is Killing The Planet?

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It’s hilarious, all these school kids preaching to us oldies that we messed up the planet! Back in the ’60s and 70’s not a plastic bottle was to be seen it was all glass that was reused, pop bottles back then were taken back to the shop. No plastic bags, loose food was in brown […]

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The Wrong Old Man

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Nurrrggghhh what were you Americans thinking? He’s about as much use as a one-legged man at an arse-kicking contest.

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Happy Treason Day

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Nurrghhhh you need to learn to pick your battles.

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Get Your Money Back You Scots!

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Nurrghhh! And I thought England sucked at football.

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Bloody Footballers!

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Nurgghhh! How dare they share my wifi password!!

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Bloody Dogs Always Happy

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This is why I prefer tortoises they look miserable like me. Dogs can’t be trusted they always look too bloody happy. Nurggghhhh!

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Who’s Shaking The Jar?

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Now, this is not like me but this is a bit of a serious moan and I want you young whippersnappers to think about it. If you collect 100 black ants and 100 fire ants and put them in a glass jar, nothing will happen. But if you take the jar, shake it violently and […]

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Stupid Tourists

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Bloody Hell! What is the matter with people? THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY THOMAS COOK  FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS ON HOLIDAY: 1. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.” 2. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. […]

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Ready For The Family In The Garden

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Nurgghhh they can come round whenever they want, I’m not going out though I’m sitting in my chair watching telly.

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Don’t Forget Your Clocks! WHY?

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Nurgghhh like this makes a bloody difference right now.

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