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Foster A Dog

By Ernie Grumpalot | 1st January 2020 |

My neighbour has been busy bodying again trying to interfere with my life. She said I should foster a dog it might make me less grumpy. I don’t think so you old battleaxe. Nurggghhh

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Christmas Dinner Rant!

By Ernie Grumpalot | 21st December 2019 |

Right then here goes… ANNUAL XMAS RANT ALERT!!Triggered by adverts and TV chefs😠😠 Christmas Dinner…I have concluded that the inevitable stress of Christmas dinner is created by adverts, supermarkets and TV chefs…It’s a Sunday dinner for goodness sake!!! We do it quite happily 51 weeks of the year but can we the consumers be trusted…

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Her’s What You Are Getting For Christmas

By garymchu | 4th December 2019 |

If my pension were better I would buy thousands of these and send them out. Bloody young people not only can’t spell but they make new words up every five bloody minutes. Nurggggghh!!

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Bloody Master Chef

By Ernie Grumpalot | 26th November 2019 |

I have got to stop our Edna watching Master Chef if she thinks this qualifies as tea she has another think coming! Nugrgghhhhh

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A Christmas Gift For Snowflakes

By Ernie Grumpalot | 26th October 2019 |

Nurrrggghh here you go a nice Christmas gift for the snowflakes who were never taught to control their own emotions.

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Wise Words From Another Old Codger

By Ernie Grumpalot | 18th October 2019 |
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Bring Back The Romans

By Ernie Grumpalot | 3rd October 2019 |

Like I always say they don’t make things to last like they used to. Nurgghhhhh!

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So you little buggers took a day off to protest climate change?

By garymchu | 21st September 2019 |

Did you stop using or get rid of your mobile phones, computers, game systems that constantly suck electric? If not are you going to keep that phone that is perfectly good for 10 years and not buy the new one which used even more energy and resources when it was made? Are you going to…

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Arguing With My Neighbour

By Ernie Grumpalot | 11th September 2019 |

Been having a bit of an argument with my next door neighbour who is upset because I woke him up cutting the grass at 9am lazy little bugger. I jus ignored him and hung the washing out.

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Old People Aren’t Green

By Ernie Grumpalot | 5th September 2019 |

I was at the till in the supermarket recently ,the young whipper snapper cashier suggested I should bring in my own bags because plastic ones weren’t good for the environment . She then went on to say “that’s our problem today , your generation did not care enough to save our environment for the future generation…

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