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Life Explained

By Ernie Grumpalot | 4th October 2018 | 0 Comments

Ok you young whipper snappers let old Ernie save you some time trying to figure out the meaning of life here it is…………..   On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I…

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Mobile Rip Off

By Ernie Grumpalot | 10th April 2018 | 0 Comments

THINK before you buy a new phone! I have just seen a Tesco Mobile ad for the new Galaxy S9 at “Our lowest price ever” of £37.25 a month.   READ CAREFULLY IT’S A THREE YEAR CONTRACT   The total cost of phone £1341   Doesn’t sound very low priced to me. Then compare the…

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Hands off our pantos you PC nazis.

By garrydes | 20th December 2017 | 0 Comments

I feel compelled to write this after recent drama in the press regarding several of this year’s pantomimes. As a professional comedian and panto performer, I am increasingly saddened by the politically correct brigade and worse, the spineless people in control of theatres acting on every whinge they hear. You can be 100% sure that…

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Card Declined

By Ernie Grumpalot | 18th November 2017 | 0 Comments

It’s not like me but today I did a good deed. I was in the queue at Asda and an old woman in front of me with £49 worth of shopping had her card declined. I thought she is a fellow pensioner and it is the time of year for goodwill to all men. So…

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Test for alzheimers

By Ernie Grumpalot | 17th October 2017 | 0 Comments

Ever wondered if the old grey matter is going like mine. Here’s a test you can do just read. Nurrrghhh!! Share This Page

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Greedy Big Buggers

By Ernie Grumpalot | 6th October 2017 | 0 Comments

All these years we have not been suffering inflation we have been suffering corporate GREED.  Now I get confused when it comes to inflation and money but switch the money for the time it takes to earn an item and it all gets clearer. The maths is only approximated but you get the idea. In…

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A Play On Words

By Ernie Grumpalot | 4th October 2017 | 0 Comments

  We used to love things like playing with words. That was before the world buried their head in digital screens.  Nurgggggggh! Share This Page

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Why Would You?

By Ernie Grumpalot | 27th September 2017 | 0 Comments

Ok they need to change the name of this company to “Sucker If You Book Air” Why hasn’t this asshole had his license taken away? I thought there were strict rules for commercial aviation? You realise an anagram of his name is  “Hey Oral Malice” which is what he shows for his customers regularly in interviews.…

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Don’t Enable Trump Twitter

By Ernie Grumpalot | 27th September 2017 | 0 Comments

Bloody hell I hope Twitter does not give this imbecile more characters, we hear enough of his nonsense as it is. Bring back Hoover nurrggghhhhh Share This Page

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A.A.A.D.D A Horrible Disease

By Ernie Grumpalot | 8th September 2017 | 0 Comments

It is believed that over 30% of people over the age of 25 are now affected by A.A.A.D.D. – Below are details of how it started for me. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. Example of my AAADD: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over…

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