You Are Now Officially An Old Git!
That's it sparky you made it through the techno-babble!
Shortly you will get an email from me to confirm your addition to the "Moans Newsletter" make sure you open that and click the confirmation link or I will come round your house and tread on your flowers!
Now you are officially a miserable old git you can log in and post your misery to the world, nurrrggghhh!
Look at the top right of the page in the red bar and you will see the login link.