Young People

Get Your Own Words Young People!

I wish people would stop messing with the English language, it is hard enough to remember where I put my teeth without having to remember that old words now mean something completely different. Get your own bloody words you young people!

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Life Explained

meaning of life

Ok you young whipper snappers let old Ernie save you some time trying to figure out the meaning of life here it is…………..   On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I…

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Have Some Manners Whipper Snapper

have some manners

Bloody young people this whipper snapper is taking the **** out of their old Gran. First of all, you want to try some bloody manners yourself by not poking around someone elses laptop you nosey little bugger. We fought the war for the likes of you! Don’t know why we bothered half the time. Nurggghhhhh! Share…

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Lookachu Chasing Imaginary Creatures

These two Aussie pensioners have it right. Long haired glue sniffing matabeely faced young people. They will go out looking for these bloody imaginary things but they won’t look for a job! Don’t step out in front of my mobility scooter or I will run you over. Nurggggh!     Share This Page

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