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Old People Aren’t Green

I was at the till in the supermarket recently ,the young whipper snapper cashier suggested I should bring in my own bags because plastic ones weren’t good for the environment . She then went on to say “that’s our problem today , your generation did not care enough to save our environment for the future generation…

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Life Explained

meaning of life

Ok you young whipper snappers let old Ernie save you some time trying to figure out the meaning of life here it is…………..   On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I…

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Have Some Manners Whipper Snapper

have some manners

Bloody young people this whipper snapper is taking the **** out of their old Gran. First of all, you want to try some bloody manners yourself by not poking around someone elses laptop you nosey little bugger. We fought the war for the likes of you! Don’t know why we bothered half the time. Nurggghhhhh! Share…

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