Young People Moans

Life Is Not Fair!

By Ernie Grumpalot / 2nd April 2022 / 0 Comments

Couldn’t agree more!  Life will never be fair but what will make it much nicer is not listening you young people whining about things that aren’t really important. For goodness sake devote your mental energy to something that really matters! Nurggghhhh

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Overly Woke Support Group

By Ernie Grumpalot / 23rd June 2020 / 0 Comments

Bloody “Woke” they’re all living nightmares being offended by everything. Nurggghhh!

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A Christmas Gift For Snowflakes

By Ernie Grumpalot / 26th October 2019 / 0 Comments

Nurrrggghh here you go a nice Christmas gift for the snowflakes who were never taught to control their own emotions.

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Old People Aren’t Green

By Ernie Grumpalot / 5th September 2019 / 0 Comments

I was at the till in the supermarket recently ,the young whipper snapper cashier suggested I should bring in my own bags because plastic ones weren’t good for the environment . She then went on to say “that’s our problem today , your generation did not care enough to save our environment for the future generation […]

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Less Warning Labels

By Ernie Grumpalot / 8th August 2019 / 0 Comments

Nurrghhhhhh very true, some of these young morons need a good slapping with a wet kipper. Or better still a spell of National service.

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Get Your Own Words Young People!

By Ernie Grumpalot / 17th June 2019 / 0 Comments

I wish people would stop messing with the English language, it is hard enough to remember where I put my teeth without having to remember that old words now mean something completely different. Get your own bloody words you young people!

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meaning of life

Life Explained

By Ernie Grumpalot / 4th October 2018 / 0 Comments

Ok you young whipper snappers let old Ernie save you some time trying to figure out the meaning of life here it is…………..   On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I […]

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A Play On Words

By Ernie Grumpalot / 4th October 2017 / 0 Comments

  We used to love things like playing with words. That was before the world buried their head in digital screens.  Nurgggggggh! Share This Page

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have some manners

Have Some Manners Whipper Snapper

By Ernie Grumpalot / 22nd August 2017 / 0 Comments

Bloody young people this whipper snapper is taking the **** out of their old Gran. First of all, you want to try some bloody manners yourself by not poking around someone elses laptop you nosey little bugger. We fought the war for the likes of you! Don’t know why we bothered half the time. Nurggghhhhh! Share […]

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Teacher Kills It With A Great Sign

By Ernie Grumpalot / 13th September 2016 / 0 Comments

Have to admit it must be funny all the school kids thinking they are getting away with secret texting. Share This Page

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Miserable Old Git