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Which Generation Is Killing The Planet?

By garymchu / 21st September 2021 / 0 Comments

It’s hilarious, all these school kids preaching to us oldies that we messed up the planet! Back in the ’60s and 70’s not a plastic bottle was to be seen it was all glass that was reused, pop bottles back then were taken back to the shop. No plastic bags, loose food was in brown […]

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Halloween Done

By Ernie Grumpalot / 28th October 2020 / 0 Comments

Nurrrgggh! That’s Halloween decorations taken care of.

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Pay Attention Whippersnappers Numbers Don’t Lie

By Ernie Grumpalot / 11th October 2020 / 1 Comment

Nurrrgggh let this be a lesson to you.

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Don’t Mess With The Old Folk!

By Ernie Grumpalot / 5th September 2020 / 0 Comments

This lady handed her bank card to a bank clerk and said, “I would like to withdraw £10. The clerk told her, “For withdrawals less than £100 please use the cash machine.” The old lady wanted to know why …The clerk returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave […]

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Americans Need Better Diction!

By Ernie Grumpalot / 2nd August 2020 / 0 Comments

Blooming Americans need to learn to pronounce their K’s or people might get confused. Nurggghhh! Poor Pensioners 10 Masks for Less Than £5 Rich Whippersnappers 1 Mask With Filters £17.39 Don’t Like Masks? Face Shields £5.85 Little Whippersnappers 50 Kids Masks for £9.98

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No Mask Covidiots

By Ernie Grumpalot / 28th July 2020 / 0 Comments

What is the matter with these idiots? This is not rocket science! There is a deadly virus that still has no cure and is still being spread the mask-wearing rules are to protect you and others don’t be so bloody selfish! Stupid whippersnappers protest at anything they are advised to do. If the Government announce […]

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Don’t Be A Tosser Wear A Mask!

By Ernie Grumpalot / 16th July 2020 / 0 Comments

Some nice straight to the point proof and information FROM A SURGEON!! Stop listening to all these bloody stupid social media experts and wear a mask! The virus has not gone away it is still rife! Announcing proudly that you will not wear a mask does not make you cool it makes you an arsehole! […]

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Car Noises Fixed

By Ernie Grumpalot / 15th July 2020 / 0 Comments

This works on any make of car it is a universal repair, worked on mine, our Edna never bloody shuts up! Nurggghhh!

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Hands Off Our History!!!

By Ernie Grumpalot / 20th June 2020 / 0 Comments

Bloody young hooligans half of them don’t even know what they are demonstrating against. Start asking them questions about their cause they start spouting ill-formed, uneducated bollocks. Youth is wasted on the young nurggghhh!

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Perverts Everywhere

By Ernie Grumpalot / 8th June 2020 / 1 Comment

This would be my Edna

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