Sport Moans

Get Your Money Back You Scots!

By Ernie Grumpalot / 24th June 2021 / 0 Comments

Nurrghhh! And I thought England sucked at football.

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Bloody Footballers!

By Ernie Grumpalot / 24th June 2021 / 0 Comments

Nurgghhh! How dare they share my wifi password!!

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Go on team GB!!

By Ernie Grumpalot / 15th August 2016 / 0 Comments

I want to know when they will be starting the senior olympics? You should see Elsie down the road speed to the Post Office on pension day. She disappears faster than a donut at a weight watchers meeting. Share This Page

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Electric Football

Electric Shock Football

By Ernie Grumpalot / 12th August 2016 / 0 Comments

This is not a bad idea. They could shock all the whimps in the premier league that roll round on the floor in agony when the other player barely touched them. Give the overpaid nancy boys something to writhe about. Nurrrgghh! Share This Page

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How Many Medals Have The BBC Got?

By Ernie Grumpalot / 10th August 2016 / 0 Comments

Miserable bloody BBC presenter just said. “Chris Froome only manages to get a bronze for the UK” ¬†ONLY? ONLY? How many medals have you got sitting on your fat hairy arse in a news studio?   Share This Page

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Miserable Old Git