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Get Your Own Words Young People!

I wish people would stop messing with the English language, it is hard enough to remember where I put my teeth without having to remember that old words now mean something completely different. Get your own bloody words you young people!

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Dishonest Tesco At It Again

These robbing buggers are at it again. Our Edna wanted some blueberries now I am not Carol bloody Vorderman but I can add up you morons! 150 grams = 95p250 grams = £2 Now when I was at school this means if you buy two small ones you get 50 grams more for 10p less.…

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What are you trying to say?


Nurrghhh I bloody love this woman, you tell the lying ratbags what you think. I fought the war for these money grabbing lying buggers! I notice this image was not on the news then why would it be? They seem to dislike the truth these days.

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Sky News Bloody Hypocrites!

Didn’t Sky news just make a big fuss about being the first to broadcast from the bottom of the ocean and lots of boring drivel about saving the planet? Would that be including doing away with SKY branded disposable cups because they couldn’t possibly wash a cup in the studio? Lazy media buggers! PRACTICE WHAT…

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Take Yoda’s Advice May

Now you know I am not one for bad language but this one made me spit out my tea. Bloody meme creators making me waste a perfectly good mouthful of Tetley tea. NO I am NOT saying other teas are available this is not the bloody BBC. Ernie Grumpalot

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