In The News Moans


By Ernie Grumpalot / 11th October 2022 / 0 Comments

The first bit of common sense and the most logical message I have seen from campaigners in a long time. Nurrrggghhh!

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Three Bags Please!

By Ernie Grumpalot / 30th August 2022 / 0 Comments

Nurrrggghhh! Those were the days. Bet you regret having that chimney taken out now, this may end up coming back this year.

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Keep Calm And Carry On

By Ernie Grumpalot / 2nd April 2022 / 0 Comments

Nurgghhhh violent little bugger, I don’t care how much money he has no need to be bloody lout!

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The Artist Formally Known As Prince

By Ernie Grumpalot / 14th January 2022 / 0 Comments

Nurrrggghh dirty bugger!

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Now Thats What I Call Lies

Boris Releases A New Christmas Album

By Ernie Grumpalot / 10th December 2021 / 0 Comments

Crooked bunch of swines. Now that’s what I call LIES!!! Nurrrggghhh!

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Is There Really A Fuel Shortage?

By Ernie Grumpalot / 27th September 2021 / 0 Comments

Nurrrggghh! USE YOUR BRAINS PEOPLE and always THINK before believing media hype! During the lockdown, most of us didn’t drive much for about 18 months. In this time HUGE stockpiles of fuel were built up due to lack of demand. Did you know Fuel has a shelf life? This quote is taken directly from the […]

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Who’s Shaking The Jar?

By Ernie Grumpalot / 30th May 2021 / 0 Comments

Now, this is not like me but this is a bit of a serious moan and I want you young whippersnappers to think about it. If you collect 100 black ants and 100 fire ants and put them in a glass jar, nothing will happen. But if you take the jar, shake it violently and […]

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Mandatory For Sure

By Ernie Grumpalot / 9th December 2020 / 0 Comments

I could not agree more!

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A Load Of Covollocks

By Ernie Grumpalot / 6th December 2020 / 0 Comments

So the Government is imposing policies to protect us? What a load of bollocks some of this is. Now I understand we need to reduce the spread but this load of nonsense DOES NOT achieve that. Take your emotions out of the equation and just read this with a logical mind. Nurrrggghhh! SUPERMARKET: Me: Why […]

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The Worst Number

By Ernie Grumpalot / 21st November 2020 / 0 Comments


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Miserable Old Git