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Stupid Tourists

By Ernie Grumpalot / 26th April 2021 / 0 Comments

Bloody Hell! What is the matter with people? THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY THOMAS COOK  FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS ON HOLIDAY: 1. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.” 2. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. […]

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Essential Bloody Worker?

By Ernie Grumpalot / 21st November 2020 / 0 Comments

They have got to be pulling our plonker. How the bloody hell is a traffic warden an essential service or job. Never mind bloody lockdown they need locking up. Nurrrgggh!

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Recycled Idiots!

By Ernie Grumpalot / 2nd November 2020 / 0 Comments

What is the matter with these bloody people? Covid affects your lungs it doesn’t give you the shits. If you are bulk buying loo roll you are not only a tosser you are thicker than a full roll of Andrex Nurgghhhhhh!

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