Idiots Moans

Stupid Tourists

By Ernie Grumpalot / 26th April 2021 / Comments Off on Stupid Tourists

Bloody Hell! What is the matter with people? THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY THOMAS COOK  FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS ON HOLIDAY: 1. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.” 2. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. […]

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Essential Bloody Worker?

By Ernie Grumpalot / 21st November 2020 / Comments Off on Essential Bloody Worker?

They have got to be pulling our plonker. How the bloody hell is a traffic warden an essential service or job. Never mind bloody lockdown they need locking up. Nurrrgggh!

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Recycled Idiots!

By Ernie Grumpalot / 2nd November 2020 / Comments Off on Recycled Idiots!

What is the matter with these bloody people? Covid affects your lungs it doesn’t give you the shits. If you are bulk buying loo roll you are not only a tosser you are thicker than a full roll of Andrex Nurgghhhhhh!

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