Getting Old Moans

That’s My Will Sorted

By Ernie Grumpalot / 16th January 2022 / 0 Comments

Nurrrggghh! Went to the funeral directors today to plan my funeral, then to the solicitors to get my will in place. All sorted!

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Ask A Stupid Question

By Ernie Grumpalot / 7th February 2021 / 1 Comment

Nurrgghhh honesty is the most entertaining policy. We don’t want your bloody jobs we have retired!

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Stiff Joints

By Ernie Grumpalot / 7th November 2020 / 1 Comment

Nurggghhh! I knew our Edna was mellower than usual.

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Things I Learned About Me

By Ernie Grumpalot / 26th June 2020 / 0 Comments

Nurrghhh true this.

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Alzheimers test

Test for alzheimers

By Ernie Grumpalot / 17th October 2017 / 0 Comments

Ever wondered if the old grey matter is going like mine. Here’s a test you can do just read. Nurrrghhh!! Share This Page

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aaadd

A.A.A.D.D A Horrible Disease

By Ernie Grumpalot / 8th September 2017 / 1 Comment

It is believed that over 30% of people over the age of 25 are now affected by A.A.A.D.D. – Below are details of how it started for me. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. Example of my AAADD: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over […]

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shampoo can make you fat

Shampoo Can Make You Fat

By Ernie Grumpalot / 20th September 2016 / 0 Comments

Nurrggghhh I knew there was a reason our Edna has a bum like a Bombay money lender. Who knew shampoo could make you fat?   Share This Page

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just to annoy you

We Do It To Annoy You

By Ernie Grumpalot / 20th August 2016 / 0 Comments

Ok let’s be clear here. 1. Yes this was a pensioner. 2. No they are not senile. 3. No dementia is involved Remember next time you think “aww the poor old man or lady has lost their marbles” we are totally sane. We do things like this for no other reason than to WIND YOU […]

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Miserable Old Git