Food Moans

Christmas Dinner Rant!

By Ernie Grumpalot / 21st December 2019 / 0 Comments

Right then here goes… ANNUAL XMAS RANT ALERT!!Triggered by adverts and TV chefs?? Christmas Dinner…I have concluded that the inevitable stress of Christmas dinner is created by adverts, supermarkets and TV chefs…It’s a Sunday dinner for goodness sake!!! We do it quite happily 51 weeks of the year but can we the consumers be trusted […]

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Rabbit Food

By Ernie Grumpalot / 16th June 2019 / 0 Comments

Bloody rabbit food, this is a great tip. What’s wrong with marrow fat processed peas? Nurrrgghhhhhh!

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Card Declined

Card Declined

By Ernie Grumpalot / 18th November 2017 / 0 Comments

It’s not like me but today I did a good deed. I was in the queue at Asda and an old woman in front of me with ¬£49 worth of shopping had her card declined. I thought she is a fellow pensioner and it is the time of year for goodwill to all men. So […]

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The ice cream man can do one

Never Chase Someone Who Doesn’t Chase After You

By Ernie Grumpalot / 6th August 2017 / 0 Comments

Absolutely! By now they should be delivering 99’s to your front door. I’m getting too bloody old to chase¬†anything! Share This Page

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Just A Coffee

By Ernie Grumpalot / 15th February 2017 / 1 Comment

Ain’t it the truth. Why do things have to get so complicated? Why can’t they just say small, medium and bloody large? Short? Grande? Venti? Do I look bloody Italian to you? Flavours? Why would I want a flavour I WANT IT TO TASTE LIKE BLOODY COFFEE!!! All this nonsense so they can charge you […]

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Miserable Old Git