Big Companies Moans

Bloody Russians

By Ernie Grumpalot / 10th March 2022 / 0 Comments

Bloody Putin! Like my pension wasn’t small enough. Time to get the bike clips out. Nurrrggghhh!

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Is There Really A Fuel Shortage?

By Ernie Grumpalot / 27th September 2021 / 0 Comments

Nurrrggghh! USE YOUR BRAINS PEOPLE and always THINK before believing media hype! During the lockdown, most of us didn’t drive much for about 18 months. In this time HUGE stockpiles of fuel were built up due to lack of demand. Did you know Fuel has a shelf life? This quote is taken directly from the […]

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Don’t Be So Bloody Childish Santander

By Ernie Grumpalot / 24th March 2021 / 0 Comments

Nurgggh don’t be so bloody childish Santander I am 86 not 12. I am assuming this was my bank texting me and not some dodgy outfit called Santa an Deer.

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Dishonest Tesco At It Again

By Ernie Grumpalot / 1st June 2019 / 0 Comments

These robbing buggers are at it again. Our Edna wanted some blueberries now I am not Carol bloody Vorderman but I can add up you morons! 150 grams = 95p250 grams = £2 Now when I was at school this means if you buy two small ones you get 50 grams more for 10p less. […]

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Mobile Rip Off

By Ernie Grumpalot / 10th April 2018 / 0 Comments

THINK before you buy a new phone! I have just seen a Tesco Mobile ad for the new Galaxy S9 at “Our lowest price ever” of £37.25 a month.   READ CAREFULLY IT’S A THREE YEAR CONTRACT   The total cost of phone £1341   Doesn’t sound very low priced to me. Then compare the […]

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ryan air arseholes

Why Would You?

By Ernie Grumpalot / 27th September 2017 / 0 Comments

Ok they need to change the name of this company to “Sucker If You Book Air” Why hasn’t this asshole had his license taken away? I thought there were strict rules for commercial aviation? You realise an anagram of his name is  “Hey Oral Malice” which is what he shows for his customers regularly in interviews. […]

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EE Everyone Exit

By Ernie Grumpalot / 2nd May 2017 / 0 Comments

Had a mobile phone with these people on a two-year contract and wish I hadn’t bothered. Some fairly substantial lack of service. Us old people like going to the seaside and nearly every time me and our Edna did NO SIGNAL. In the house calls dropping mid conversation RUBBISH! We bought one of the grandkids […]

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Miserable Old Git