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This is why I prefer tortoises they look miserable like me. Dogs can’t be trusted they always look too bloody happy. Nurggghhhh!
My neighbour has been busy bodying again trying to interfere with my life. She said I should foster a dog it might make me less grumpy. I don’t think so you old battleaxe. Nurggghhh