ALD Working Dog
I was at Lidl earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at the till had about £200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping trolley.
With an attitude, she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my working dog. Then she got real snarky and said, “I knew that. What type of working dog?” I said, “he is an ALD.” By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly.
She said, what is an ALD? I told her it stood for Arse Licking Dog. She said “Arse Licking Dog?” I said “yeah, he has been trained to lick my arse clean because I can’t seem to be able to find toilet paper because of stupid people who panic buy.
The cashier completely lost it.