So the Government is imposing policies to protect us? What a load of bollocks some of this is. Now I understand we need to reduce the spread but this load of nonsense DOES NOT achieve that.

Take your emotions out of the equation and just read this with a logical mind. Nurrrggghhh!

SUPERMARKET:
Me: Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: To protect people from Covid.
Me: But isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?
Cashier: No words. Confused look

Me: Why don’t you offer to pack the shopping bags anymore?
Cashier: Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me: But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might have picked it up and put back deciding they didn’t want it, I put it in my trolley then onto the conveyer belt, YOU picked it up to scan it…but putting it in a bag after you scan is risky?
Cashier: No words, confused look

McDonald’s Drive Through
Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for me to grab)
Me: Why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: So I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: Didn’t the cook just touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?
Server: No words. Confused look


IN SOCIETY

Society: If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve.
Also society: Don’t shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus. To greet people do an elbow tap instead.
Me: Elbow tap? Isn’t that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? Into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that said elbow? Wouldn’t it be safer to sneeze into your elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid?

Me AT RESTAURANT:
Waiter: Ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: What happens when I get to the table?
Waiter: You can take your mask off.
Me: Then it is safe over there?
Waiter: Yes.
Me: Are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?
Waiter: No words. Confused look

SOCIETY: You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub you have to sit down. But at the shopping centre, you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.

WHAT A LOAD OF NONSENSE!